1) Dear Teenagers:
If sexual feelings
Have you in a hold
Go work in a daycare
With a three-year-old.
(Or perhaps 15.)
2) An Elegy for a Missing Sock
When “by weight” laundry fees
Cause you to shriek
Wear half as much clothing
Or the same pants for a week.
(I’ve tried both.)
3) Transport
Ride those packed, speedy minibuses
If you’re feeling brave
But which—your life or wallet—
Are you willing to save?
(Price check: 5 rand.)
4) Fish for Lunch or Lunch for Fish?
When the surfers get mangled
By sharks out in Fish Hoek
I stay here at Homebase
With some rooibos tea and a book.
(He had it coming—they told him to get out of the water.)
5) Nurture
If you’re feeling homesick,
Tired, lost, or unsure,
Remember the love, trust, and awe the kids have for you—
It’ll help you endure.
(Not that I’ve felt this way yet, but it’s nice to think about.)
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